How to drink the maximum budget?🥃

Опубликовано: 29 Ноябрь 2018
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"Harmful" tips from the bartender, who really need to learn to perform the exact opposite. That is a list of tips on what not to do to quickly not to get drunk.
Once again, Hello, dear lovers of alcohol. Today is the end of the week, so it may want to drink. It is a pity that not everyone has the money in his pocket.
What should I do? Drink some tea and sleep? Quite a good option. But if you really wanted to get drunk and forget, and bucks a little, then listen to my advice.
1. Forget about the food
Love to have a snack, or sit down hungry? Forget about it. Take a loaf of bread and sniff. Usually, before drinking, suggest to eat. If your goal is a quick drunk, then get hungry.
The same goes for the biting while drinking. We drank, we go through some bread, that's the whole appetizer. In principle, you can snack on something light. The same cucumber. But do not use meat and the like
2. Be tired
Tried to drink after a hard day? Of course. Then even small amounts of alcohol pretty much hits the head.
I understand that most of the work is sedentary, but what prevents to do household chores. Or simply take a walk. Be a little bit tired, this will speed up the process.
3. Use soda
If you like to drink, but suggest to eat just rejoice. Today, on the contrary you'll need to drink.
But not aby than, and a sweet soda. Cola, Powerade, sprite - all of it is perfect.
Gas and sugar will help the alcohol faster absorbed into the blood.
4. Temperature
Once on a dare drank a bottle of vodka out of the bottle. In the winter it was. I was surprised that all more or less went well. After 10 minutes, went into heat and I don't remember.
Yes, the bottle - a lot. But it all happened very quickly. What prevents the use of temperature differences to you? Especially already cold.
5. Cocktails
No wonder they say that we must not interfere. Only if you don't want to get drunk. There are plenty of cocktails, but the most proven that you can do at home - Ruff and the Northern lights.
Ruff - a mixture of beer with vodka in equal proportions. It is advisable to drink in one gulp. If shaken, the effect will be stronger.
Northern lights - the same, only beer has been replaced with champagne. The shaking as effectively.
Note that these tips can increase a hangover. But it is dangerous if you drink a lot. And since I have something to drink, then why use them? If the Alcohol is small, then the hangover will be minimal.

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