Lyrics:
-Being gay can be bloody brilliant.
-How so, Freddie Mercury?
-I was hoping you would ask.
What's it like to be gay?
When you're gay
Every day is a nonstop cabaret
You've got style and flair
You're loved everywhere
Except for North Carolina
Bears and queens
And Catholic tweens
The world's your buff buffet
Come and join in the fun
Say hello to tight butts
And goodbye vaginas
Be gay, totally gay
Be gay
Be a bright and shining rainbow
Yes, you'll find your new identity
In the LGBT community
Ohhh
I'm gay, totally gay
He's gay
I'm a fabulous flouncing
Loud and proud cliché
Sashay
On display
All day
And I could my calling today
Hooray!
Oh, shanté
So gay
It's a flaming hot pink=letter day
I'm not the boy I used to be
I'm here, I'm queer get used to me
I'm gay
He's absolutely, undeniably gay